#come on disney dont fuck it up twice in a row

[tallulahblankhead]

Shang-Chi looks dope af and Tony Leung is a legend whose talent, hopefully, won't be wasted in this.

[calangkoh]

because rewrite is one of my favorite crack fics ever, here are some sleep-deprived personal highlights from my reread (i must say some jokes did not age well oops sajhf)

ed hosting a meeting in the middle of the woods at a conference room table, holding the Script, listing off everyone’s fates to many gasps of horror and then “It gets worse...I heard there’s going to be a movie” (He had them.)

cant believe Mutiny is a known term among anime/manga characters. this was the original Going Turbo. disney ripped off this 2007 fullmetal alchemist crackfic

ed, changing the Script: “wait....i could have TWO ALPHONSES!!!” (al @ alfons when he arrives: who does this bitch think he is)

ed: shut up you two, we’re fucking onscreen!; al: we’re...we’re WHAT onscreen?!

alter ed realizing his screentime is being cut, so he goes on this elaborate adventure, speedrunning the plot of CoS by himself, to get to amestris for screentime. of COURSE alter ed is just as feral as our ed.

the Scriptwriters are piiiiiiissed

ed initiating the same flashback sequence twice in a row so he could conspire Offscreen with the other characters

flashbackception where roy initiates a flashback within a flashback for more time

mid-conversation: wait hold up al what are you doing over there//al, dangling an anvil over alfons’s head “uhhh...nothing?”

(winry: al dont hurt my anvil!)

ed: wait what happened to hughes?//roy, happy to finally have a dramatic moment: ......he’s gone *looks away dramatically*

hohenheim bursting in while ed and roy are having a melodrama face-off: HI!

djkshgsjk ROY INITIATING A 43 EPISODE FLASHBACK TO CATCH HOHENHEIM UP ON THE ENTIRE SERIES (”i had no idea...” hoe said 14 hours later)

the Producer is piiiiiiiiiissed

bradley pulling the wrong lever on the squad of characters coming to speedrun his death 

roy: im the new fuhrer!//ed: military dictatorships are bad you need to be voted in. everybody in favor of mustang ruling the country raise your hand! (Everybody present raised their hand, including Roy. Democracy was served.)

alter ed has now become the leader of a cult for the sole purpose of getting screentime

the dbz Scriptwriter giving the fma Scriptwriter advice on how to quell the mutiny....they need to do a rerun (as in, a reboot, and this was before brotherhood so the joke could not be made, but im making it for the author: BROTHERHOOD????) 

its impossible for me not to read alter ed’s lines in a british accent and it just. adds so much lemme tell you.

everyone gets a happy ending. 

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The End.

“”The Scriptwriter slammed a fist down on the table. “Damn!”””